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Why they want to marry Simon

By Chindu Sreedharan

I bet you didn’t know this about Simon Cowell: he can do 50 one-handed push-ups. That’s pretty good for a man of 49. Bet you don’t know his middle name either, nor the fact that he is, ahem, in better shape than a Navy… »

Kiss, kiss, the English way

By Chindu Sreedharan

For a people who are painfully private, the English are pretty public when it comes to kissing. There they would be walking down the road, upper lip stiff and at the ready, when suddenly romance overcomes them. The next thing you know, they have grabbed hold of their partner and are kissing the life out… »

Where dogs don’t bark

By Chindu Sreedharan

Particularly telling on the English way of life was my friend Deepa’s comment the other day (actually she quoted her friend, but never mind): “Yaar, these people, they not only keep their children quiet, but they even manage to keep their dogs quiet! You’ll never have a dog barking at you on the streets!… »

Who but the English

By Chindu Sreedharan

The English are possibly the most stiff-lipped bunch ever to sip beer and watch football, but one thing you cannot accuse them of is lacking a sense of humour. Their humour, like the rest of them, is very English – splendidly… »

Englishman, oh Englishman

By Chindu Sreedharan

The English are possibly the most stiff-lipped bunch ever to sip beer and watch football, but one thing you cannot accuse them of is lacking a sense of humour. Their humour, like the rest of them, is very English – splendidly… »

Bless Rooney’s little foot!

By Chindu Sreedharan

The English have the most charming of all national pastimes. Honestly, can you imagine anything better than swaggering to the pub, swigging beer, swearing at the screen, then getting your nose busted by anyone willing to throw a… »

How to survive the English

By Chindu Sreedharan

Don’t tell an Englishman to shut up. He will drop dead with shock. In India ‘Aw, shut up!’, ‘Buzz off’ ‘Drop dead’, ‘Get a life’, etc are considered essentials in any healthy conversation. In England,… »

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