Footnotes

Dance gorilla, dance!

By Chindu Sreedharan

Scene, favourite dance studio in Winton. Present, facing full-length mirror, Pale English Woman (aka Heidi Cruwys) and Dark Indian Man. Present in background, Pale English Man (aka Simon Cruwys) and amused onlookers (two). On, Cha Cha… »

Tips from Tracie

By Chindu Sreedharan

Heard at Salsa Caliente, Southampton. Speaker, Tender Loving Tracie: “And girls, here’s something for you to watch out when you do that… Do not clamp your fingers around the man’s hand. Offer him your hand, but don’t clamp on. Never clamp on a… »

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