A writer is a professional spinner of lies. His job: to lay out the truth on a bed of magnificent lies so it is visible… »
Footnotes
Thou shalt…
Did you know in Indianapolis there are more men dancing than women? Thank goodness things are a bit different in England –- and may it remain that way… »
Dance gorilla, dance!
Scene, favourite dance studio in Winton. Present, facing full-length mirror, Pale English Woman (aka Heidi Cruwys) and Dark Indian Man. Present in background, Pale English Man (aka Simon Cruwys) and amused onlookers (two). On, Cha Cha… »
Tips from Tracie
Heard at Salsa Caliente, Southampton. Speaker, Tender Loving Tracie: “And girls, here’s something for you to watch out when you do that… Do not clamp your fingers around the man’s hand. Offer him your hand, but don’t clamp on. Never clamp on a… »